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rode the bus when younger.  First Big Peter, and now you, getting some by riding a bus.  Am I the only one that didn't know about this when I was in college?  It makes me wonder how much pussy I missed by having my own car!   Lol

Happy Horny Monday!

Reading one of the posts below had me wondering what's the shortest time that anyone's gone from meeting someone to jumping in the sack?  

I'm not looking for the picked-them-up-in-a-bar stories, but more like the person you struck up a conversation with while waiting in line at the store that went somewhere unexpected...

In typing this, I've realized I've had a at least two, both in college, where I met a girl on the bus and went to her place instead of mine.....alas, that was long ago....as we get older, it gets harder to make those chance connections. Or maybe i'm just looking in the wrong places.

rode the bus when younger.  First Big Peter, and now you, getting some by riding a bus.  Am I the only one that didn't know about this when I was in college?  It makes me wonder how much pussy I missed by having my own car!   Lol

My university punished you for having a car - student parking was never very close to campus, which made the bus a better choice for getting around, particularly in frigid winters. For those in a certain area of off-campus housing, student parking was literally at the end of the street, 4 blocks from the nearest campus building. The bus, OTOH, dropped you off right in front. Plus, the bus was included in tuition, AND got you home from the bars without having to worry about the cops, who ALWAYS sat right outside of the bars, waiting for the low-hanging fruit. Senior year(s - I extended my stay by changing majors) I had a car, but that was for work, not class, purposes.

It might be that you aren't old enough yet.  Word is sex flows as freely in senior assisted living facilities as it ever did during the 1960s age of free sex.  

Not that I would know first hand of course, but that is the rumor.

One of my first sexual experiences. Junior in HS on spring break in Palm Springs with my buddy. Stopped at a red light next to a couple of hot girls, also HS age. My buddy goes, "you guys are gorgeous, I guess there's no chance you'd want to have sex with us, would you?" Driver goes, "follow us." Drives a couple miles to one of the shittier motels and we we all go back to their room and... had some really bad, awkward, ill-advised sex. It was fucking terrible. Blind leading the blind. The lead up was awesome, like a movie, we couldn't believe our luck. But we didn't know shit about anything and these girls were actually nice girls that were just dead set on doing something crazy, probably to scuff up their nice girl sheen a little. I'm 90% sure the girl I was with may not have ever even had sex before. I think I had once. Man that didn't turn out at all how my buddy and I imagined it would.  

The five minute drive from the stop light to their motel, however, might be the most excited, happiest, stoked, amped, hopeful five minutes of my life though. No joke. I choose to remember only those five minutes!

Oh yeah... Then about a year later I was with my new girl friend and her family at my HS's carnival (in LA) and she goes, "oh my god, there's my friend (so and so) we went to grade school together." Walk up and holy mother of god it's her. We both turn white and pretended not to know each other. I honestly just about puked. So yeah, that was the worst 5 minutes. Kind of an appropriate book end. Never saw her again. So bad.

when you have sex, you never know when the best five minutes will occur.

CaptainRenault262 reads

MANY years ago, in the long gone Broadway Deli down by the SM promenade.  I was having a beer at the little bar like area, waiting for a table.  I see these two hot Asian gals at a table with an Asian guy (turns out they were Vietnamese, not that that is important to the story).  I eye the gals, thinking how lucky the guy with them is.  One of the girls makes eye contact, smiles.  While I wait for my table, the eye contact continues.  The girl I am sharing contact with starts talking to the other girl and the guy, who turn and look at me a few times over the course of the next 10 minutes or so.  

Long story short, as I am escorted to my lonely table of one, I pass the Asian ladies and gentleman, who are just paying their bill and rising from the table.  The girl who made the original eye contact asks if I would rather have a burger or come to their place in MDR to get high.....

Tough choice.....

Fifteen minutes later I am fucking one of the hotties while the other guy is getting blown by the other girl.  We fuck and swap, swap and fuck.  I learn after that the one I made eye contact with is the guy's wife.  The other girl lives in SM.  I give her a ride home, end up staying over.  

Fifteen minutes from "hi" to bj!  My personal record.

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