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Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Kgirls.  $1800 will get you three two-hour sessions plus enough left over to tip each one a c-note.  The only thing you give up is conversation in English with a few, but do your homework first and you can overcome this as well.  I'm betting the Kgirls have the same warm places to put it as Isabell.

Kgirls.  $1800 will get you three two-hour sessions plus enough left over to tip each one a c-note.  The only thing you give up is conversation in English with a few, but do your homework first and you can overcome this as well.  I'm betting the Kgirls have the same warm places to put it as Isabell.

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Kgirls.  $1800 will get you three two-hour sessions plus enough left over to tip each one a c-note.  The only thing you give up is conversation in English with a few, but do your homework first and you can overcome this as well.  I'm betting the Kgirls have the same warm places to put it as Isabell.

You don't ever have to take matters into your own hand!

... that in my experience, every time i've ventured into the stratosphere of elite courtesan prices, i have been severely disappointed.

maybe i'm incredibly lucky to know ladies at reasonable prices that rock my world, but all the upper economic women aren't 2 to 3 times more skilled or beautiful than the ones i know.

i know it's whatever the market can bear and i'm sure there's plenty of guys with $$$ coming out of their @ss that can over pay, but imo thanks to research on this site and others, i never ever have to feel like i've been snookered by a clever ad and photoshop.

like i say, at those price i want to be doing jennifer lawrence.

...you say you can't wait to see someone @ 1,000 for 2 hours.  You could see four K-girls for that much.  OTOH, she does look like she has better boobs than J Law.

not a fan of the k girls.  my median rate is $500/hr.  anything above that usually disappoints.

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I have the same feeling.  Looks like that 500 is a margic number in LA.  Anything below that is also less than satisfied.  I have no experience for kgirl.  Maybe kgirls are different.

Posted By: BigPeterJohnson
not a fan of the k girls.  my median rate is $500/hr.  anything above that usually disappoints.

totally agree on anything below also disappointing.  it seems like prices below 5/hr don't get me the service i enjoy:  the illusion of a real date with a woman who pays attention to me and my needs.  and ironically enough, prices above 5/hr begin to wander into the same territory:  the date becomes more about her than me.  like i should be so thankful to be spending time with this gorgeous girl.  bs!  i'm a great client, clean, respectful, not pushy, always effusive in my praise, and lots and lots of laughs.  girls should be happy i see them. damn they should pay me!  lol!

They probably SHOULD be paying you, but I would caution you against charging more than $500/hr so they are not disappointed, or at least take the $500 credit against their higher rate so that YOU'RE not disappointed either.

Posted By: BigPeterJohnson
... that in my experience, every time i've ventured into the stratosphere of elite courtesan prices, i have been severely disappointed.  
   
 maybe i'm incredibly lucky to know ladies at reasonable prices that rock my world, but all the upper economic women aren't 2 to 3 times more skilled or beautiful than the ones i know.  
   
 i know it's whatever the market can bear and i'm sure there's plenty of guys with $$$ coming out of their @ss that can over pay, but imo thanks to research on this site and others, i never ever have to feel like i've been snookered by a clever ad and photoshop.  
   
 like i say, at those price i want to be doing jennifer lawrence.
I feel ya.  But even the research on TER can yield soso experiences.  I splurged on a few 10/10, 600/700 girls recently and came away feeling like they were 8/8 or so.  Reasons are many but I would rather not get into it.

agree completely.  that's why, unless my little head totally takes over my thought process, the price point is the determining factor for me.  i don't spend 6/7 an hour, because i always see a lady for a minimum of an hour and half, so anything in that price range really adds up.

tbh, when i venture into the higher ranges, its not so much that the girls are lousy, they are competent and  fine.  but then i feel pretty cheated when i know i can get exemplarary service at a lower price.  

iow, if i pay premium prices i should get premium service, and i only get so-so service.

I feel you but sometimes different days can yield different experiences  

One lady I saw twice in 2014 was pretty good to me but then I saw her again a month back and she fucked my brains out like you wouldn't believe.  Chemistry needs to be there.  

If you guys want to see her, she's the 1st lady I reviewed.  Very nice girl and humble

Brother, She is worth it. When she is here in Jan you should give it a go - IMO top 10 in the states and every bit as good as VB...

but my dilemma is, why pay more than i pay for vb for something as good as vb, whom i see on a regular basis?

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Posted By: tankbinding
Brother, She is worth it. When she is here in Jan you should give it a go - IMO top 10 in the states and every bit as good as VB...

unless she's twice as good as vb or hc, or my utr friend who was once the #1 rated provider in los angeles a couple years ago, she's not worth it

Posted By: BigPeterJohnson
unless she's twice as good as vb or hc, or my utr friend who was once the #1 rated provider in los angeles a couple years ago, she's not worth it.  
   
 

....and if I can get back into town before she leaves I hope to take the plunge.
I'll let you boys & girls know how it goes :)

did you read her "fundamentals" ??  for an overnight, not that i would ever be able to afford it, but if i ever could, i don't think i'd put up with:

"For overnights or longer arrangements I do require at least seven hours of sleep (trust me you don't want me around with less) and for extended travel at least four hours alone per day."

so if i took her on a road trip, she'd get 7 hours of sleep and 4 hours away from me, that's 11 hours out of 24 hours i am paying her to not be with me (or at least conscious with me).  almost 50% of the time i'm paying for nothing.

pretty damn expensive.  and her pics don't look any better than the amazing hannah covington, the gorgeous ms. lucky seven, the dynamic victoria baker or the incredibly cute lisa lang.

like i say, at those prices i want to be doing jennifer lawrence.

It is my observation that most of the girls are 10 lbs heavier and 5 years older than their ads, including the 8/1k/hr girls.  Especially in Vegas.  

Posted By: BigPeterJohnson
did you read her "fundamentals" ??  for an overnight, not that i would ever be able to afford it, but if i ever could, i don't think i'd put up with:  
   
 "For overnights or longer arrangements I do require at least seven hours of sleep (trust me you don't want me around with less) and for extended travel at least four hours alone per day."  
   
 so if i took her on a road trip, she'd get 7 hours of sleep and 4 hours away from me, that's 11 hours out of 24 hours i am paying her to not be with me (or at least conscious with me).  almost 50% of the time i'm paying for nothing.  
   
 pretty damn expensive.  and her pics don't look any better than the amazing hannah covington, the gorgeous ms. lucky seven, the dynamic victoria baker or the incredibly cute lisa lang.  
   
 like i say, at those prices i want to be doing jennifer lawrence.

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I would add 10 years and 20 Ibs, especially for ladies who claim older than 25~30.  For younger providers who claim less than 25, we might have better luck to find their ages are true.  

Posted By: Cookiehead
 
 It is my observation that most of the girls are 10 lbs heavier and 5 years older than their ads, including the 8/1k/hr girls.  Especially in Vegas.    
   
Posted By: BigPeterJohnson
did you read her "fundamentals" ??  for an overnight, not that i would ever be able to afford it, but if i ever could, i don't think i'd put up with:  
     
  "For overnights or longer arrangements I do require at least seven hours of sleep (trust me you don't want me around with less) and for extended travel at least four hours alone per day."  
     
  so if i took her on a road trip, she'd get 7 hours of sleep and 4 hours away from me, that's 11 hours out of 24 hours i am paying her to not be with me (or at least conscious with me).  almost 50% of the time i'm paying for nothing.  
     
  pretty damn expensive.  and her pics don't look any better than the amazing hannah covington, the gorgeous ms. lucky seven, the dynamic victoria baker or the incredibly cute lisa lang.  
     
  like i say, at those prices i want to be doing jennifer lawrence.

Not an uncommon factor and her rates for 24 hours factors that in

sleep i can understand.  4 hours away from me when i'm paying you to be with me kinda contradicts the whole premise of a contract, imo.

you can't stand being with me, don't take my money to be with me.

With the way she has structured her ad wording and pricing your  booking 13 hours of her time out of a 24 hour block at roughly 450 an hour.

IMO it's not insulting or unreasonable to want 4 hours alone time out of a 24 hour time block. Showering, shaving, applying makeup, doing hair attending to personal life needs like family, children , elderly parents or outside business issues. And seriously, it's not always an easy task to be with those we've known for years and love for a few hours straight, much less a stranger for 13 hours of intense one on one time.  

I love my boss and even when I'm on her dime traveling she still expects me to sleep and have down time

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From my understanding, most time spent on long date like 24 hours dating are social activities instead of straight sex for 13 hours.  Most time spent during long hour date are very relaxed.  I would love someone pay me $450/hour to have dinner, go to concert, play games or have other fun, or just talking. $450/hour for social activity is very expensive to me.  Of course that's her time and she can charge whatever she like.
 

Posted By: RiverJReaves
With the way she has structured her ad wording and pricing your  booking 13 hours of her time out of a 24 hour block at roughly 450 an hour.  
   
 IMO it's not insulting or unreasonable to want 4 hours alone time out of a 24 hour time block. Showering, shaving, applying makeup, doing hair attending to personal life needs like family, children , elderly parents or outside business issues. And seriously, it's not always an easy task to be with those we've known for years and love for a few hours straight, much less a stranger for 13 hours of intense one on one time.  
   
 I love my boss and even when I'm on her dime traveling she still expects me to sleep and have down time.    
   
 

plus, if i'm taking my actual girl friend (if i had one) or my soon to be ex wife (when she was my wife) on an over night trip, then i get to feel her up in the bathroom while she does her make up.

and if she needs to attend to family business, she should have told me before hand and i would schedule the date for another time.

sure, i'll give her privacy for peeing and #2, but paying someone to stay away from me for 4 hours is pure bs.  as dana carvey said as george bush the first:  nah gah do it

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There are many ladies charge 5k for overnight.  At that price we can easily hire several ladies for the night and early morning.  It doesn't make sense to pay 2~3k just for their sleep.  

Posted By: BigPeterJohnson
did you read her "fundamentals" ??  for an overnight, not that i would ever be able to afford it, but if i ever could, i don't think i'd put up with:  
   
 "For overnights or longer arrangements I do require at least seven hours of sleep (trust me you don't want me around with less) and for extended travel at least four hours alone per day."  
   
 so if i took her on a road trip, she'd get 7 hours of sleep and 4 hours away from me, that's 11 hours out of 24 hours i am paying her to not be with me (or at least conscious with me).  almost 50% of the time i'm paying for nothing.  
   
 pretty damn expensive.  and her pics don't look any better than the amazing hannah covington, the gorgeous ms. lucky seven, the dynamic victoria baker or the incredibly cute lisa lang.  
   
 like i say, at those prices i want to be doing jennifer lawrence.

. . . .once who wanted to get paid while she slept to go home, sleep as long as she wanted, and then come back the next morning and we will start the clock up again.  She backed down and stayed, so I gave her a decent tip for being reasonable, but not nearly the amount she wanted to charge for sleeping next to me.

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I should try this strategy next time.

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
 . . . .once who wanted to get paid while she slept to go home, sleep as long as she wanted, and then come back the next morning and we will start the clock up again.  She backed down and stayed, so I gave her a decent tip for being reasonable, but not nearly the amount she wanted to charge for sleeping next to me.  

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....and I've also found that the higher rates (700+) often come with this attitude of entitlement -- like you should feel soooo lucky she'd deemed to spend time with you

Lol monger!!
You are  so funny!!
I have no idea who u are but  
I bet most of us will  appreciate u..
Happy new year

-- Modified on 1/6/2016 4:54:45 PM

so a lady decides to up her donation into the $1k an hour range, and posts an ad on ter.

she gets a response and sets up a date.

on the day in question there's a knock at her door.  she opens it and there's a kangaroo.

"hi baby, thanks for meeting me" he says as he hops in.

he lays down an envelope. the woman picks it up and counts it; it's all there, $1k.  she thinks, "what the hell, it's an envelope, let's go for it."

they do the deed for an hour, then the kangaroo takes a quick shower and heads out the door.

"you know," the lady says as the kangaroo is leaving, "i don't get many kangaroos."

the roo looks back and says, "at these prices, you won't get many more!"

good night folks, and try the veal!

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