Now to place that call to Time Life Music.
Croon along with Bing:
Happy Hobbyday
Happy Hobbyday
May the lovely fems keep bringing
All their sexiness to you.
Happy Hobbyday
Happy Hobbyday
Cravin' D-F-Ks and DATY
Sharin' jizz with (insert name of favorite paramour) times two
even if a little corny. I will not be able to listen to this holiday song anymore without thinking about sex. Not sure if that's good or bad. Lol
including
i saw mommy blowing santa claus
yankin' in a winter wonderland
we three kinks
jingle balls
i'm creaming on a white cute lass
and joy to the world, i've finally cum!
order today! operators and kneeling by!
. . . talking! We might as well make Christmas as perverted as possible. I'm in. Where do I send my order?
Now to place that call to Time Life Music.