Photos would definately be TMI. LOL
How many of you old buzzards growing a muzzie this month?
I am!!
. . . . I'll probably just let the hair on my ass grow out a little. LOL
Didn't know anyone other than Mario was still running one?
You shave your ass?
Maybe just let the hair on your Prostate grow out a bit :/
Yes, I do shave my ass a little. The thought of a 20-something hot K-girl trying to rim my 50-something starfish through all of that hair just seems so wrong, so I do it as a courtesy to my providers. Just taking the manscaping to another level. My effort seems much appreciated so far.
Oh OK - I just have my 'starfish hair' put into cornrows by the 65 year old Filipino woman that gives me my mani petties - next year maybe I'll shave it and grow it fresh for Movember (not sure how my friends would react to weekly update pics though)...
When you mentioned shaving your ass I assumed you were knocking down huge fields of ass-cheeks...
Photos would definately be TMI. LOL
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Not that I know of. But . . . I once saw a collection of little templates that would a woman to shave in image into her trimmed pubes. Heart shape, mouse ears, airplane, etc. Very cute.
They are funny looking but still on the market lol
Where would I to find one online? Is there another name for them other than Vaginal toupees? Sounds like a great gag gift for a few of my regulars that would have them rolling on the floor.
Thanks, Big P. Very interesting. Not sure about the Pink color (would prefer blond or brunette - lol), but now that I know what its called, I can do some more research.
But trust me when I tell you...it does not look natural...if your point is to add a bit of comic relief to the date then by all means invest...if you think this is going to add sex appeal then save your $10.00 
Yes, the one on Amazon doesn't look real at all, but that's what makes it a good laugh to give one to your girl. I would be willing to spend a few more bucks to find a nice mohair or cashmere piece. Lol
...gave it to his wife to use as a vag wig for modesty because she had lost all her hair due to Alopecia. Since he was so gallant, they started calling it a "Merkin" in his honor. Just kidding - I made that shit up!
LOL Its better than some of the real stuff you hear in history, like the race to make a bra for women which would be named after the inventor. The French Marquis de Brassiere beat out the German Otto Titsling.
I never heard a beard called that!
I've seen beard models on instagram
Super sexy
look even older. I did have one in my twenties and thirties. When the girl opens the door, I don't want to look old and decrepit. 
You got that right. When I am showering after a session, some girls seem surprised that I don't want to wash my moustache. LOL
And Matt's right. The 'stache makes me look older, but I can abide with that in exchange for the privilege of being able re-live the DATY for the rest of the day on the days when I hobby.