Sports Talk
I'm not the strip club lap dance room kind of guy . I'm not knocking anyone enjoying the lap dance private dances or pee wee having solo fun at the X rated cinema . Personally , I don't feel the point of grind and tease in a lap dance room or jerking off alone watching movies , when real women and strippers are sometimes available for me .
If she wants to dance and suits my fancy , I'll take her to a dance club.
To each their own as long as they are alone or with willing adult partners .
When the traveling VIP stripper - porn star , sat next to me and started flirting with roaming hands , I knew she was trying to hustle me for a lap dance or score larger tips . For fun and to save her time and lost earnings , I told her I'm gay . First time I had used that line , I had no idea at the time , what a great conversation opener that would be . She asked why I was in a strip club if I'm gay , I explained what better place to find desperate men . She told me I didn't look gay at all , I replied , never judge a book by it's cover .
All evening she came back to talk with me , when she wasn't busy in the lap dance room or hustling big tippers .
If I had made her a cash offer for a later rendezvous instead of telling her I'm gay , she more likely would have ignored me or found a severely contemptuous attitude towards me .
The next time she came to town she invited me to her room after her shift and tried to change me . Being the cordial most amicable guy I am around women, I obliged to both requests . 
That was not the last time I have tried that opening line when introducing myself to a woman I had never met . I already knew , most girls don't feel threatened or play defense around gay guys .
All of us should realize by now , almost all women love a challenge more than a new pocketbook , women usually ignore easy guys like cheap shoes .
It's possible one of the cheerleaders or maybe two at once , on Sam's upcoming NFL team , will try to change him to straight .
If he's never tried a woman , who knows for sure , he might like the feeling ?
A psychologist , a regular in a strip club , asked me why so many girls in the club were always hanging around me .
I told him it isn't something I learned in a book , and much too complicated for me to explain or him to understand .
With hope Michael Sam finds health, happiness and success , both off and on the field .
If anyone thinks I was deceitful and conniving to claim I was gay when I'm straight ,
they don't realize gay means happy in my literal dictionary .
My motto with women and sports : No guts , no glory .
Personally I can't wait until shit like this isn't even newsworthy. Gays have been out in the open for decades. People today are a LOT more likely to admit that they are gay than that they are either a whore or a whore monger. I wonder how it would fly if some NFL draft prospect admitted that he had sex with prostitutes. Fair or not, WE are more despised and discriminated against than gay people. So much so, that people don't even call it discrimination, just that we are morally bankrupt, while gay people get the pass for their behavior that they rightfully deserve. Nothing in the slightest against gay people, but gays coming out are yesterdays news, and shouldn't generate any more than a page 23 byline.
I don't really give a fuck one way or the other about gay people. Except where it comes to a smoking hot chick who only likes women, In that case I think to myself "what a waste" when good looking dudes are gay, I think to myself "more pussy for me" As you can tell, my feelings on the subject just aren't that deep.
Not knocking you Curly , thanks for explaining , to each their own , enjoy .
But I was just referring to allegations about Tebow being gay swirling in the media not so long ago !!
