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Re: Surfing
velvetsinner 8 Reviews 302 reads
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You should try it.  I can look out my window at the waves and spontaneously decide to go out for a sesh.  Sometimes I go twice in a day.  Yes, I pay way too much to live in a super small space, but I'll take tiny beachfront over big inland any day.

Pick Only "3"...

YOU CANNOT USE SEX MORE THAN ONCE, LOL.  

 
1~ Music
2~ Drinks
3~ Shopping
4~ Massage
5~ Cleaning House
6~ Sex
7~ Eating
8~ Talking
9~ Dancing
10~ Crying
11~ Drugs

she sits on my face so hard I can't breath!  ;)
Music unless it's loud with a lot of yelling in it  ;)
Massage, but not Thai massage!  ;)

. . . . a two-hour GFE session with my CF.  OR, a 90-minute Shiatsu, no sex involved.  The ultimate is that both in the same day will turn me into a bowl of jello.

Nothing like a good session with multiple orgasms with a nice massage to follow...my finale would be a great meal and a long rest on a king size bed.  A morning date the next day would be icing on the cake and then  jet back to Boston to boast about my amazing life 😊

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
. . . . a two-hour GFE session with my CF.  OR, a 90-minute Shiatsu, no sex involved.  The ultimate is that both in the same day will turn me into a bowl of jello.  

even better than sex

Better than sex???  You need to get out more!!!  LOL

Should try surfing ;)
Would you get up at 5am to drive an hour to get sex?

Yes, with the right girl(s)!!!!!

In fact, I'm more likely to get up at 5:00a for sex than for just about any other reason.  LOL

I HAVE surfed, but that was in the last century, so it still enables me to make the comparison.

Yes I would but I would also seriously consider moving so that I'm walking distance from the beach.

Just my thoughts.

You should try it.  I can look out my window at the waves and spontaneously decide to go out for a sesh.  Sometimes I go twice in a day.  Yes, I pay way too much to live in a super small space, but I'll take tiny beachfront over big inland any day.

It's the same brother - kinda why some say spiritual intoxication. Ever been barfed out of a big high risk wave? Pretty similar to getting with one of the top 10 providers here - just sayin

Posted By: tankbinding
It's the same brother - kinda why some say spiritual intoxication. Ever been barfed out of a big high risk wave? Pretty similar to getting with one of the top 10 providers here - just sayin
True.  My top barrels do stand out as bigger memories.  Not knocking sex, but I hardly ever have a bad surf session.

Lol - Bad surf sessions are just as common as bad sex. You've never had a one foot blown out session infested with sea-lice or blue bottles. No way to make that good. Good is Good and Bad is Bad - Ha!

one foot blown out I grab my swim fins and paipo bodyboard.  still fun

Posted By: ashleyshye
Pick Only "3"...  
   
 YOU CANNOT USE SEX MORE THAN ONCE, LOL.  
   
   
 1~ Music  
 2~ Drinks  
 3~ Shopping  
 4~ Massage  
 5~ Cleaning House  
 6~ Sex  
 7~ Eating  
 8~ Talking  
 9~ Dancing  
 10~ Crying  
 11~ Drugs

Using a food metaphor is just gross.

How about 'Giving birth to Shaq's left arm palming a basketball'  That might give you the afterglow you're looking for :/

Talking and Sex would be in my Top

Friends  
 Fishing
Sex

Posted By: ashleyshye
Pick Only "3"...  
   
 YOU CANNOT USE SEX MORE THAN ONCE, LOL.  
   
   
 1~ Music  
 2~ Drinks  
 3~ Shopping  
 4~ Massage  
 5~ Cleaning House  
 6~ Sex  
 7~ Eating  
 8~ Talking  
 9~ Dancing  
 10~ Crying  
 11~ Drugs

Posted By: ashleyshye
Pick Only "3"...  
 1~ Music - (yes, yes, yes - fuck I love music)  
 2~ Drinks - (always - where's that bottle)  
 3~ Drugs - (yes - maybe my spirit guide will know the answer)
 4~ Massage - (I am a degenerate and my most challenging activity is seducing Masseuses [The young white female kind]))  
 5~ Cleaning House (never - people get paid for that and I don't like handling stiff tube socks )
 6~ Sex (always - let's work some shit out)
 7~ Eating (sometimes)
 8~ Talking (never - that's no way to work anything out)
 9~ Dancing (maybe - It depends how fucked up I am)
 10~ Crying (only after sex while on drugs)
 11~Shopping (no)

Perfect scenario: Fucking while listening to music and both on drugs and with a few drinks in me. In a house that someone else cleaned with my seduced masseuse - no talking, dancing or shopping and maybe a little crying (reference Dire Straights Romeo and Juliet...  

Haha

 
 YOU CANNOT USE SEX MORE THAN ONCE, LOL.  
   
   
 1~ Music  
 2~ Drinks  
 3~ Shopping  
 4~ Massage  
 5~ Cleaning House  
 6~ Sex  
 7~ Eating  
 8~ Talking  
 9~ Dancing  
 10~ Crying  
 11~ Drugs

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