Los Angeles
Hi there! I'm out here, as is Ashley Shye! My incall is in the SFV, but...
However, I do appreciate the humor! 
So, anyway, I'll quite whining, and begin to feel sorry for you instead!
I am happy to find a place for us to play in the SGV as well!
xoxox
H
It's a wasteland here when it comes to well reviewed providers. No more Jazzy Jasmine or the Tai girls!
West SGV is not far from K-town where there are plenty of K-girls working. If its East SGV, you are correct, its a wasteland. You should hobby in OC.
I am happy to find a place for us to play in the SGV as well!
xoxox
H
However, I do appreciate the humor!
The Gold Coast! The last provider that went through my neck of the woods was Mary Magdalene. I believe BP reviewed her. Other than Santa Barbara, everything in the Gold Coast looks like a scene out of the movie "Sideways".
See Matt, SGV is looking pretty good, isn't it!
There once was a very attractive provider up there that I was quite tempted to make the trip for. Can't remember her name.
So, anyway, I'll quite whining, and begin to feel sorry for you instead!
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