Richard Pryor

It's not pining for the fields. It is a dead parrot.
Tis but a scratch.
What ever you do, don't mention the War.
Otto, you are incredibly stupid

Dams there's more but off the top of my head those are the one I would have love to have seen or to see.

"You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick"

I am OBSESSED with Amy Schumer and Natasha Leggaro!!!!

Agree with Ashley

Hard to argue with someome one as beautifull and hot as Ashley.  Ditto George Carlin and Robin Williams.

In recent years, I like Amy Schumer, Kathy Griffin, Jim Gaffigan, Sara Silverman.