Former VP Quayle was notorious for his spelling challenge. Only he can come up with these gems:
* The 2016 presidential erection;
* Honeymoon at Viagra Falls;
* West Vaginia is a conservative state;
* At the penthouse level of the Trump Tower, you can find a $5M condom;
* At the bottom of the food chains, we find micro-orgasms
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