Hey, I'm not bald! (eom)
...they're trying to make Venice Beach a topless beach again.
Sorry, BPS, but you left yourself wide open for this. 
Not really the crowd I want to see topless
I think that on EVERY beach I go to with all of the saggy man-boobs on display. Yuk!
But I live here and the amount of hotness on this beach is insane. Yes, there are tattooed dirt bags aplenty, but don't be fooled into thinking there isn't model grade sexiness populating the beach on any given day.
That's because i'm not there at the moment
...we'll make our own nude beach. Of course, after I leave, you'll have to explain it to Housekeeping.
But then whiskered weasles!!
You can try crashing Topanga or Pirates Cove. People there do get pretty rankled by the gawkers though