before I burned it! Absolute garbage and sooo poorly written!
My wife is going to a premier of Fifty Shades of Grey Thursday night. Any lady want to act it out?
This not my commentary I read on..
BUt made Laugh soooo ...... soooo hard
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About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a teenager. I really did because the characters are out of a 16 year old's fantasy. The main male character is a billionaire (not a millionaire but a billionaire) who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist, is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall, built perfectly with an enormous penis, and the best lover on the planet. In addition, he's not only self made but is using his money to combat world hunger. Oh yeah, and all of this at the ripe old age of 26! And on top of that, he's never working. Every second is spent having sex or texting and emailing the female character. His billions seem to have just come about by magic. It seriously feels like 2 teenage girls got together and decided to create their "dream man" and came up with Christian Grey.
what brat world ..
YES! I felt the same way! I kept waiting for them to do some interesting BDSM activities, too and it was quite a vanilla shade of grey, in my opinion. For teenagers. Great description. And finally someone agrees with me! Well, I guess I'm agreeing with you. But I've been saying the same thing since I read the book. I kept waiting for it to get good and it was very anticlimactic.
That being said, I'm absolutely willing to act out the story with you! I can be top or bottom. I'm comfortable with both roles and have tons of toys we can use.
I visit several times a year.
ery true and funny, SE and FF!!! It is the only book that my 16 year old sister has ever read voluntarily, cover to cover.
before I burned it! Absolute garbage and sooo poorly written!
but tie me up and let me taste all the other flavors you can dish out. You have not lived until you have tried all the flavors.
A lot of people have not cross over to the dark side like all of us over here have, So this book/movie is really risque for them