So you're a disaster when you "cock"? What about when you "cook"? So how do you "cock" in the kitchen? LOL! You're one of the greatest. I love your posts. Ciao!
WHat was the most funny excuses that guys or Ladies got as cancellation
I have some good ones
AS soon send my address to the guy HE cancels..... saying his daughter Lives up stairs on my building IoI WOW wow
he was honest since he payed other Place to see me
Some people murder some relatives
some HOW .....they use excuses so many times the you wonder how many mothers or grandmother they have ........
but some can be true .. we never know
I wake up with bad coId do not Want pass to you I AM VERY CONTAGIOUS
OOHHHH
Shit .....stay in home IoI
THE second time.. Carla need cancel I ate something bad i am throwing up 3 hours Later.. HEY can I see you todaY?
dio mio
hum..... My taught...... Darling..... I do not want kissing YOU TODAY.....
Some chick need cancel doubles on me ...SHE said got my period need cancel
understand that happen to me .....
BUT THEN 1 week Iater
Need cancel again GOT MY period......... ooohh mamma mia hummmmmm again
poor thing has hormonal problem..... hey EVERYTHING IS Possible ....right......
OHHH CarIa Got in Car Accident..... NEED cancel ..... that happens 2 times in a row .... Sure poor guy
needs go driving school in Italy ......he be driving better in ROME IoI
ANYWAY people please no drama
just funny post .....or experiences
Iet Laugh
Ia vita is shor
You just made my day! (Inside joke
Can we reschedule for next week..................... my bf just showed up.
My aunt flo just showed up ............ do you still want to meet for the same rate?
OMG i need to cancel my son is sick.................. How is your son doing? What son?
I cant come to your area ..................... my husband works there.
I cant do outcall right now .................. I cant leave my apartment with my ankle monitor
I had sex with my girl friend last night and I'm not horny : 
That would be classic !! LMAO
Mr. Hobbyist: "I hate to back out of our dinner the same day but I had a bad experience last night and I will no longer be seeng providers. Money for play is no longer fun for me... Again, my apologies but am no longer in the hobby!"
10 HOURS LATER, SAME HOBBYIST.
Mr. "Ex" Hobbyist: "If you want a nice meal I am happy to buy you dinner at Mastros! If so just meet me there at 6:30."
Comments?
hat would infuriate me to the point of saying, "Why don't you go on Match.com and see if you can find a free dinner date, which will end up costing you a LOT more in the long run"
Tell him I' he wants Unconditional LOVE. ....
HE better GET A PET To FEED !!!!
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How about the guys who send an email at 7 am asking if they can schedule an appointment at 12 noon then wait until 11 am to cancel because of a sudden "work emergency" then never reschedule.
Here's another one...
Him- "Can I see you in an hour?"
Me- "Sure, let me rearrange my schedule so I can be available"
Him-"Great, I can't wait to see you again and will be there soon!"
35 minutes later after I changed my mani/pedi appointment, which I don't like to do because I value peoples time.
Him -"Crap, my wife decided she wanted to go with me to the gym, which was my escape window, so I can't come over"
Cancelations happen, and I accept the excuses given.. Now, I may not believe all the excuses, but to question, is to confront, without benefit and I don't need the aggravation.
But folks, be consistent in your excuses. For example:
1.Do you really have 4 periods, in 6 weeks? Girl, you are going to bleed to death, or at the very least become very anemic!
2. Car trouble? Get yourself a reliable car!. If you are booked solid for 2 weeks at 700 a pop, you should be abel to afford one, or at least get a rental.
3. Have the flu 3 times a year... Get a shot!
4. Grandpa died... How many do you have... I have counted 4 so far... Please Accept my condolences.
In all candor, I can't blame a lady for canceling a 1 hour meeting when Mr. Big Tipper, request a same day 3hr. tryst.
Business is Business. Cheers!
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A Provider cancelled on me with the excuse;
"I'm sorry, I have to cancel our date for this afternoon. The Grammy Awards are this weekend and all of the hotel rooms are booked in LA."
You crack me up!
How True... I have driven in Rome and Florence..
You Romans didn't conquer the Western World by being timid... LMAO!
One woman cancelled on me twice. The first time I was literally walking out my door when she informed me that she's rather hang out with a friend instead. We rescheduled and then she said she was sick. And, this was a well reviewed provider.
A different provider informed me that she had car trouble when she was on the way over. Not sure what happened. But, during our emails to reschedule she said that on a previous night one of her wheels came off her car. She claimed that her and a friend had to push their car and then they stole a lug nut from another car in a parking lot. Who the hell knows.
One provider claimed that she fell asleep after I texted her asking if she needed directions because she was so late. Then, she claimed that was pulled over and received a speeding ticket on her way over and decided to call it a night. Could truth be stranger than fiction
"I was making cannoli and my fingers got burned in the hot oil while making the shells but that isn't the problem. Then I was cutting pistachios for the end dressing and I cut my fingers and they are still bleeding but that is still not the problem. I dropped some of the cheese cannnoli filling on the floor and slipped on it hitting my head on the counter and now do not remember my name, but that is not the problem. The problem is I ate all the cannoli at one sitting and I am too full to be of any use."
Of course that never happened but I think CdC(aka SE) would chuckle.
My was I can't drive on the American roads … cause you guys are the road side of the road.
Aussie Alley
xo
Thanks for the very impressively amusing post!!! You made me laugh and I need to meet you! 
WTF DBL!! SE... Sexy Euro is not that sexy..cooking ..
How the HELL u know that I am disaster when I cock
.. Rigth on..Db
I am too full to any USE after in ur your cannolis....
Hey need do cancellations lol
So you're a disaster when you "cock"? What about when you "cook"? So how do you "cock" in the kitchen? LOL! You're one of the greatest. I love your posts. Ciao!
People do get colds. I was just about to book someone just recently and came down with a cold so I didn't book. If I had booked I would have told her and canceled......that is unless she wanted a cold.
The most idiotic reason a provider gave me for canceling was she forgot and deiced to go fishing that day. No shit, she really did go fishing. That much I was able to confirm because she offered to see me after she got back. Then when I got her her hotel, she was at the front desk, dressed for fishing, and arguing with them because her reservation had been canceled. So that follow up appointment also got canceled because she didn't have room. It all might smell really fishy, but it was all real shit though. I walked in the lobby and there she was, dressed for fishing, standing there arguing with the hotel front desk person about her canceled Expedia reservation.
Wow. Honestly, I need to know more about this story. Did you confront her? Did you mention that you saw her at the front desk? Were you able to get another appointment? Why did she just HAVE to go fishing that day? Sorry to sound so nosy, but this story really intrigues me...
Yeah that was a good. But since I used backpage, well......there you go. It's a good example of why I don't use BP much. I determined she was a legit provider and made an appointment for the next day. When the next day came, I texted her to her the address I was meeting her at. No response. So after about sending about 4 text message I figured she flaked. So my final text was something like, "yet another fine example of why I do use BP much, it full of flakes and addicts". Then about an hour from then she sent me a text saying "ouch, that burned, I'm so sorry but I decided to go fishing today. But I can see you when I return". So I decided to give her another try.
Got to her hotel about 7:00PM when she told me to show up. Texted her and no response. Texted her two more times and then decided to call. Called and her VM message said she was having phone trouble and to call a different number. Didn't have anything to write with, so I went into the hotel lobby to burrow a pin. This lady was standing there at the counter arguing with the front desk lady about her Expedia reservation being canceled. At this point I thought it might be her from the photos but I wasn't sure. Called that other number and got VM. I looked at her again and figured, even if that was her I wasn't going to ask. I didn't know her real name, and I was sure she would not want me standing there with all the info out with her real name on it. So I left.
She then texted me later and she was sorry but her had a problem with her Expedia reservation that they canceled and she didn't have a room. Then I realized that had been her and I'm like oh shit that was you arguing with the front desk lady and I was that guy that came in to borrow a pin. Then she asked me if I have a place her could sleep. I'm like, ahhhh no.
Then later when she got a room somewhere else, she then suggested I see her at 1:00AM later that night. Now again I'm like, ahhhh no. I would not get home until about 3:00AP and have to work tomorrow". So never ended up seeing her, don't know if I will try either. I guess she forgot to take her Ritalin that morning ;-
Car accident, death, emergency room, heart problems, stroke, cancer, funeral, flight change, stuck in a different city when their ip address tells another story, wrong hotel, boss saw him downstairs and sees his car, ill is always a good choice for most, you name it. And then they get mad and post threads when providers cancel.
Just yesterday morning, some man strung me along all week and cancelled the day of because he realized his true love for his on & off soulmate and his cell phone he just broke didn't work so he could not email of the day of the appointment but he had the ability to respond back the same day of his 1st email through his phone with the phone carrier signature attached to it. Wonder what will happen to his ter account he continues to use!
Looks like the almighty credit card will be giving me shelter this month
I actually have to use this one tomorrow. I was planning on visiting A friend and on the way home go an see a provider. I'm not going because my friend's mom broke her hip. I know it sounds like a lie but it's the sad truth.
Some Guys Forget:
For the ladies, this is a business, a profession and for some; survival. A lady must balance, her reputation for being reliable, with the occasional cancellation when something "Much Better" comes along. It's a judgement call... I accept these types of cancellations, and the lame excuses given without too much angst. No girl is going to be honest and tell me "I have to cancel, because a generous 2-Pump Chump big tipper wants to see me."
The way I look at it: I still have my hard-on and I still have that nickel in my pocket.. And there are plenty of others on my "bucket list" to see.
Cancel on a lady... That could mean a car payment, rent Or worse... A Botox Treatment! LOL.
Cheers!
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2-Pump Chump big tipper wants to see me. Gnat hilarious air ..
SO IS the same shopping in bay ...??????All about bidding
Bidding pussy!!
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Client cancelled on me because he had a boil in-between his bum cheeks, true but bloody funny.
Oi you sexy Italian, see you in February :-P
ciao S
Polite and sexy BRITISH woman
one good thing about you is... when you say you be here
YOU really DO NO bs
miss u too....
see you soon
the most outlandish yet true reason I could not make an appointment work was when I tried my first at home waxing kit. It was hard Brazilian wax that was stripless.... I didn't prep correctly and my kitty was stuck in a wax sticky cast 
My date was crossed in feeling of irritation for the cancellation and humored by this farce....
I did later meet with him and we laughed about it .