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"Looking to meet someone new and see where it goes.  I like long walks on the beach, business oriented people, and traveling. I like going shopping. I buy a new outfit on a daily basis. I love a guy who dresses well, smells good and drives a nice car.  I like to be stable, "

and here's the KICKER

"and you're lucky if you have a friend like me... "  
with a friend like this who needs 100k+ summary judgements?

He asks, How do you want me?
She answers, financially stable, with a 4bdm house paid off, two kids, a golden retriever and an Audi in the garage.

Oh I forgot to ask what's your contribution to entering into this arrangement?  
Oh you brought your kitty & two balloons. WOW!!! What no GED?  
   

Lord give me strength in tolerance of naivete.

Jonathan,  
Oh am I feelin' UN-lucky!! Today.

PS eye, eye, EYE, EYE, EYE, E Y E  Anybody interested in this Egocentric Spendthrift?

There would be little/no joy in life without kitties and balloons...  
 Thank god there are always better options, huh? ;)

Posted By: AmberGolde
There would be little/no joy in life without kitties and balloons...  
  Thank god there are always better options, huh? ;)
I really like your option. : ))))))  

Oh thank heaven
for that little girl
she grew up in
the most delightful way

Oh thank heaven...
4 anchors and ankles
Daisy duke bums
Goldens and crimson curls

Oh thank heaven
that she likes to play
maybe 4 adventure  
maybe 4 vibes  

Amber leaves fall  
Crimson let down  
Oh Dear, Golds not a matter be
Blue ribbons shan't
Tye the bonny crimson
Shall I?

Jonatha

That was funny!  

To consider how much guys (and gals) possibly pay for this type of service, we may have collectively paid for the entire budget deficit and more. :-)

Posted By: AmberGolde
There would be little/no joy in life without kitties and balloons...  
  Thank god there are always better options, huh? ;)
I really like your option. : ))))))  

Oh thank heaven
for that little girl
she grew up in
the most delightful way

Oh thank heaven...
4 anchors and ankles
Daisy duke bums
Goldens and crimson curls

Oh thank heaven
that she likes to play
maybe 4 adventure  
maybe 4 vibes  

Amber leaves fall  
Crimson let down  
Oh Dear, Golds not a matter be
Blue ribbons shan't
Tye thy bonny crimson
Shall I?

Jonathan

Saw her several times then she starts talking about a LTR car, 100k per, how she has such a special heritage that she deserved to be taken care of.
Really arrogant attitude in spite of having no loyalty, very limited education, openly engaging in unsafe practices (although I was too chicken to accept her offers) and low reliability.
She then starts trying to upsell me - fortunately I was able convert this into a huge negotiated fee discount for a few dates before I moved on.

Thank goodness that 99% of the ladies here are honest, reliable, loyal and exactly the opposite of Jack's original post!!!!

-- Modified on 9/13/2014 10:37:58 AM

She's currently living with an obese biker cooking crack in a trailer who she is profoundly in love with. And whoever she picks up on, the slob will always win out in the rivalry.

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