Unfortunately you won't find any hot blondes in pasadena.  They're all really smart w/ Cal Tech and JPL here ya know.  They have already gone back to Stanford, Princeton, MIT, etc.  

And the Asians are in Asia.

BUT  if you were looking for a date try Match.com or Tinder.  

I have a question.   R U okay if he's a little chubby (he has a great personality!) ?

Just wondering...