[Excerpt from the book: "ESCORT - The True Story of an Orange County Call Girl" (used with permission)] “How much shit do you pack in your lust-luggage when you go to see an escort?” "I'm not certain, let's see what we have in here. I've got: extra-virgin olive oil; water-based glycerin lube, both packed in sealed plastic bags because the bottles always leak; petroleum jelly; butt numbing cream; saline-based enemas; at least one twelve-count box of XL sized condoms; exam gloves, for fisting; adult magazines, barely-legal-aged girls only; adult DVDs, teenage girls getting anal; notebook computer, for use as a DVD player, for checking escort websites, searching escort reviews and viewing escort photo slide shows; camera; tripod; the same soap, shampoo, tooth paste, and deodorant that I use at home; my toothbrush; several extra brand-new individually wrapped toothbrushes; a ladies razor for the girl to use if she wishes; the ladies deodorant I use for sex; a diet cola when I see you; some bottled water; boner-pills; a deck of playing cards; cigars; lighter; liquor; mixers; and sour candy." Tina’s eyes get wide, “You don’t bring all of that stuff to every meeting do you?" “Yes, I always bring this bag."
What are your favorite tricks/rituals before the upcoming date with companion to enhance orgasm, increase stamina, feel better so you get the most out of your 1 or 2 hours. it could be a food, drink, stretching, supplement. I like to work out in the morning, have breakfast with protein, sometime deep breathing and meditating.
Then, in the morning, with a pounding head ache and nausea, I usually just dab on some deodorant, skip the razor so I have a nice, harsh stubble, grab a garlic-laden omelet with plenty of onions for breakfast, washed down with a beer. For lunch, a couple of shots of bourbon and maybe a pepperoni pizza....
Then, let's say about two hours before the session, I drop two, 100 mg Viagra tabs, so that by the time I arrive, I am rock hard and insensitive to any ministrations of the lady in question, virtually incapable of coming for an hour, no matter how much she blows me or how hard and long I fuck her.
Of course, I would only do such reprehensible things if my "date" were with my Ex-wife!
For a nice woman, like most of the providers I have been with, the night before I would have a light meal with lots of fruits and veggies. In the morning, I shower, shave, eat a healthy breakfast with some carbs and protein, including papaya and pineapple -- apparently these make the taste of semen better. Then, a light lunch, making sure to floss, brush and gargle before the session.
I've heard the same about pineapple. I'll eat some and drink some the night before. Shave the nether region also Day of, coconut water and I'll have elite breakfast and lunch. Showered, teeth brushed and some altoids
within a day and same day will have clipped all nails down as low as one can go, shaved (even 2x,) consume only wild fish, or organic chicken, plenty of organic eggs, (no alcohol), pineapple and only organic foods. I avoid supplements before a meeting because I don't want the date to consume something she wouldn't otherwise and who knows if they leave an unpleasant taste? It's all about being considerate. Showering goes without saying and anyway exercise daily.
[Excerpt from the book: "ESCORT - The True Story of an Orange County Call Girl" (used with permission)] “How much shit do you pack in your lust-luggage when you go to see an escort?” "I'm not certain, let's see what we have in here. I've got: extra-virgin olive oil; water-based glycerin lube, both packed in sealed plastic bags because the bottles always leak; petroleum jelly; butt numbing cream; saline-based enemas; at least one twelve-count box of XL sized condoms; exam gloves, for fisting; adult magazines, barely-legal-aged girls only; adult DVDs, teenage girls getting anal; notebook computer, for use as a DVD player, for checking escort websites, searching escort reviews and viewing escort photo slide shows; camera; tripod; the same soap, shampoo, tooth paste, and deodorant that I use at home; my toothbrush; several extra brand-new individually wrapped toothbrushes; a ladies razor for the girl to use if she wishes; the ladies deodorant I use for sex; a diet cola when I see you; some bottled water; boner-pills; a deck of playing cards; cigars; lighter; liquor; mixers; and sour candy." Tina’s eyes get wide, “You don’t bring all of that stuff to every meeting do you?" “Yes, I always bring this bag."
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