...according to the date on this site, I'm up in the 90th percentile:
http://bl.ocks.org/abovethemean/raw/9395398/ So, I guess that if dicks were brains, I'd be consider gifted, but not quite Mensa material. When I have received comments, they're generally along the lines of, "Wow, that's a nice size."like wow that's big or nice or never seen one with two heads.
They almost always comment, generally saying nice things about size and appearance, which I understand to basically be good consumer service. I don't believe them but it is nice to hear anyway.
Once one mentioned that my toenails were trimmed nicely. Huh? No, toenail polish, just neatly trimmed, that's all.
Another protested when I said I was small. She said I was not small.
She made more of a sound like 'uuuuuooooooooffffffffaaannnhhh'
I can't stop laughing at this question .... hehahehahhhehehahhehahhehahhahhahheha
Jonatha
Things I'm pretty sure I've heard:
"Does that thing have it's own area code?"
"Funny, they didn't say there would be a solar eclipse today."
"You should apply for statehood."
"Were your parents wooly mammoths?"
"We're going to need a bigger boat."
"Does Chicago know it's building is missing?"
Well maybe I didn't actually hear all that. I distinctly remember her talking about a condition called "micro dick" and then expressing a craving for Vienna Sausages
I owe you a drink at the M&G buddy. With everyone else that owes you drink, you should be fairly pourable towards the end of the evening.
After a while I began to figure out the trend. 
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your responses did not disappoint. For those of you who are fascinated by the subject of dick size try LPSG.ORG. I would love to find a provider who is a size queen, but I think its unlikely that any would admit to that on here. PM perhaps.
Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.😜
"Ummm, honey did you forget your dick?"
I used to get: "Are you serious?" all the time.
Nowadays I book extra 15 mins and pay additional finder's fee, seemed to solve my little problem.
Since I never really compared boners in the locker room over the years, I really don't have a baseline for comparisons, and all I think is "yeah, sure, whatever". It's part of the service.
On the other hand, quite a few ladies tell me I'm seriously amazing and gifted down there and seem to be quite sincere and convincing.
Next time I'm in the OC (few weeks from now), might have to hold some experiments. I was really hoping to attend the M&G, but the timing was juuuuust off a bit.
...according to the date on this site, I'm up in the 90th percentile:
http://bl.ocks.org/abovethemean/raw/9395398/
So, I guess that if dicks were brains, I'd be consider gifted, but not quite Mensa material.
When I have received comments, they're generally along the lines of, "Wow, that's a nice size."