Tired of striking out  on TER????...  
   
 (or super tired of my baseball ad...??? I know I am...lol....so never fear, Im shooting fresh pics and brand new ad in 2 weeks so sit tight! But in the mean time, back to your regular scheduled program!!!)                  
                   
  Let's hit a homerun together(well... me FIRST, a few times, then you)...                    
                     
  In the world of pleasure I'm the David Ortiz of satisfaction... Don't believe me???? Check out my scouting report and get back to me!!!!!                  
                     
  I'll be near Fenway, for the hottest, naughtiest trip around the bases sessions you wood has everrrrrrr been on....                  
                     
  Oh, I'm bringing a friend, Jordan knightley!! I brought her up from the grapefruit league just for y'all to enjoy...sHE IS THE BEST ROOKIE CLOSER I'VE EVER SEEN....                  
                     
  See you at the batting cages soon my fun friends....                  
                     
  email me for details on personal one-on-one scouting sessions, or two-on-ones, if you are looking to add new Home Run hitters to your roster...  [email protected]                
                     
  My season schedule is below, in case you wanna follw me around the country, to sign your all your balls!(hehe)                                        
                         
   Gotta run, it's the 7th inning stretch.... see you soon...xoxo                                          
                                       
           
                               SEASON SCHEDULE      
                         
         
 DALLAS--7/30-8/11        
                DC---8/11-8/13    
                 NYC---8/13-8/16        
                 Boston--8/16-8/18    
     
 DALLAS--8/19-8/21  
              Vacation--8/21-8/24  
               San Francisco---8/24-8/27  
   
 DALLAS--8/28-9/4  
              Vacation--9/5-9/8  
                 
 DALLAS--9/9-9/17  
               Nashville--9/16-9/19