Call you....get that taken of.   Peeing can wait!!!!

i have a set of uneven parallel bars in the bathroom that allow me to turn 2/3 upside down and bullseye the commode.   several times a night.

I'd not waste a perfectly good woodie with you in the bed.    I suggest we hop in the shower,  have some fun, and see what happens.    
From a microbiologic perspective, in a normal, healthy person, human pee is sterile when it leaves the body, unlike the water coming out of the faucet.