Clearly thonged bikinis are a big thing in the States and other parts of the world, have no idea why the British are so far behind (loving the pun) as i have only one thonged bikini that i wore once in Brazil and that was after a dear lady tapped me on the shoulder and told me i had my bottoms on back to front (i was wearing full 'British Prude' bottoms).  
   
 During my less sinful days when i was a thong bikini virgin and wore a nuns outfit 7 days a week and the bible was tucked safely in my garter i took a vacation in Mexico.  
   
 I gasped in disbelief at an American woman that walked by me in a thong with her whole bum on show for the world to see and there was i sunbathing topless haha.  
   
 Escorting is illegal in the States but being a porn star is legal and escorting and porn is legal here in the England.  
   
 Racial jokes are more accepted here and yet frowned upon in the States.  
   
 Our prisons are a joke, may as well book the inmates into a beach resort yet in the States they mean business.  
   
 I'm sure you'll agree that men in white socks and sandals should be immediately stoned  
   
 Makes me wonder why we are so similar yet so different.