All of us love playing poker, usually in the front, sometimes in the rear. We also like liquor, sometimes up and down but usually gently, like getting the foam off a latte. But I'm not talking about either now. I'm talking about TER Ad Board Poker. Here's how I play -

Look at an ad and try to guess, based purely on the ad, guess the service score the lady has. I've gotten pretty good... think I'm right (at least uhm, broadly, like 'in the sevens, in the eights, bet she's a high nines super star') at least 75% of the time.

Basically I think that the girls who put time and thought into their ads also put time and thought into their sessions. So clearly written ads that have the info we'd want without a ton of text to wade through almost always come from well reviewed providers. The really good ones are also clever playful. When you see a ton of meaningless text, gives no good idea about looks and style, an ad that lists a ton of complex rules or isn't clear about how and when you could actually meet it's almost always linked to lower review scores and a lady that is focused on herself and not her date's experience, or just not focused on much of anything at all.

Anyone else do this? Have any 'tells' you want to share?