Perhaps you should simply ask her personally

All my travels to San Francisco + my multi hour date preference (as indicated by significant discounts for multi hour appointments) + my love of ladies + overall leanings toward debauchery...you would think that this would have resulted in at least one date to O'Farrell theater.

NOT A ONE...

Perhaps someday a very thoughtful fella will plan me a date like this!

Until then...ho hum. (That is my version of singing in the shower...because I'm totally tone deaf and actual singing would be offensive. So, I hum)

xxx
Maddy