Politics and Religion

Perfectly stated. You NAILED Hilary. Nothing to add. See you at the meetings...e
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So according to Sen. Rand Paul it makes no sense for Republicans to investigate fellow Republicans!    

Not releasing tax returns:  Who cares
Russia hacking party and personal web sites and emails:  Nothing to investigate here
Discuss sanctions with Russian Ambassador:  Not a problem
Campaign Staff talking to Russian intelligence:  Move on
Trashing a major retailer sitting in Oval office for dropping Ivanka brand:  What Conflict?
Senior Adviser promoting Ivanka brand from White House:  No problem there, now laws broken

Hillary emails:  Treason, Broke the Law,  Put national security at risk, FBI to investigate, Lock Her up.

Yesterday after celebrating Valentine's Day we called out for a big delicious Korean dinner, and after that I was so drowsy I thought I should lie down, and as soon as I did I was out for a solid four hours.

When I woke up I showered, then had to drive home. It was after midnight and I had bags of stuff in the trunk to bring into the house, then I read the mail, took out the garbage, mopped the kitchen floor, and had a can of pop. All this time I was listening to the radio and I heard on the news all the follow up to Flynn's resignation.

My pajamas had been lying in the dryer all day, but I turned it on for a few more minutes. While the PJs were getting toasty warm, I brushed my teeth, washed my face, and decided to shave in the morning. It was the middle of the night here in LA, but dawn in DC when I put on my fresh and warm pajamas.

Then the thought hit me that broken-down old wretch that I am, tonight I bet I'm happier with the man in the mirror than that goofy clown probably sitting on the throne in the White House bathroom, red-faced and grunting, trying to push out a turd despite the pink sock the guys in the Kremlin left him with.

Before hosing down the donkey and hitting the sack I figured I'd check with God to see if He agreed with me because he's the only One I know who's up all night. He busted out laughing his ass off and said, "You are absolutely right!"

So I headed off to bed with such a big grin that I could've passed for everyone's favorite emoji. Now, I don't know about anyone else--I might be peculiar in this one little way--but I cannot fall asleep when I'm smiling. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't stop smiling, and as long as I was smiling I couldn't get to sleep, so I got back up.

I feel as happy as when I was a kid! I'm not a convert by any means, but to me, it looks like all this has made America great again already!

Not certain if that's a Freudian slip, on his part, or he's just been smoking too much weed, and lost all reasonable perspective, yet not an essential Republican truth. ;)

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