Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
>Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
>personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
>they concurred on almost all counts.
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>The results:
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>Drink: Beer
>Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
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>Drink: Blender Drinks
>Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
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>Drink: Mixed Drinks
>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
>taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
>she'll send YOU a drink.
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>Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
>Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
>friends.
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>Drink: White Zinfandel
>Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
>has NO clue.
>Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
>easy target.
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>Drink: Shots
>Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
>totally drunk... and naked.
>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
>to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
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>Drink: Tequila
>No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
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>THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always,
>very simple and clear cut:
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>Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
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>Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
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>Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
>help him get laid.
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>Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
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>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
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>White Zinfandel: He's gay