Two elderly residents, one male and one female were sitting alone in the
lobby of their nursing home one evening.

The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in
that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice sofa
over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life."

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse.
She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.

"Hell, no," replies the old lady.
"I want four times in the rocking chair!"