The perfect breakfast...
1. You're sitting at the table,
2. You're son is on the cover of Wheaties,
3. You're daughter is on the cover of Cosmopolitan,
4. You're mistress is on the cover of Penthouse,
5. You're wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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