A fella with a glass eye, was at a party. Now he had quite a bit to drink , and on one occasion his glass eye fell into his drink accidentally. He drank his drink without noticing. Three days after the party, his hangover was gone, but he still had a upset stomach. He went to see his doctor, who examined him but couldn't figure out why the upsset stomach. The doctor said, "OK, one last examination left. Please drop your pants and bend over." The fella does as he's told. The doctor bends down, parts the 'cheeks of his bum. The doctor couldn't believe what he was seeing. For their looking at him, was an eye. The doctor calls out, "Whats the matter! You don't trust me?"
A young man, named Billy Bob, living in the sticks lost his eye in a farm accident. His family being poor couldn't afford a new glass eye so his father whittled on for him out of wood and painted the surface to match his real eye. The young man was very self couscious about having a wooden eye and became withdrawn.
Some time passed and the young Billy Bob became so withdrawn his mother and father insisted that he go to the upcoming barn dance. Billy Bob resisted the idea, but at his parent's insistance he finally said, "OK, I'll go".
At the dance, Billy Bob refused to interact with anyone and just sat in a chair in a corner. At the same time, across the room little Jenny Bob, who was born with a harelip, was sitting in an opposite corner refusing to interact with others.
Billy Bob's mother told him to go across the dancehall and ask her to dance. After much prodding he reluctantly crossed the room and approached little Jenny Bob and said to her, "Would you like to dance? and she replied, "Would I!" and at that Billy Bob scream his reply, "Harelip! Harelip!"