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A little razor attention to the perineum and area surrounding the sphincter will demonstrably reduce the possibility of errant, malodorous stink nugget formations.

I always give the twig and berries the proper smooth appearance that I think providers appreciate. I'm wondering what your opinions are of chest and leg hair is as well as trimming around the base of the tree.

I personally think chest hair is manly, but there's something to be said for smooth smooth skin too...   Also, when you remove hair anywhere it makes for a very different sensation, don't you think? ;-)

(If you're thinking of removing hair on any large or sensitive area, you might want to ask for advice from the experts, or do a test spot first. Shaving where you haven't shaved before can be itchy. :-))

Have fun!
Amanda

I know a number of providers who will comment on, and appreciate the effort, but I have yet to meet anyone who will require you shave like you are a competitive swimmer.

BTW, Amanda is correct about the itching - here is a link to my description to my first time shaving the nether regions (LOL).  It does get better with experience.

it only takes an extra minute in the shower to keep things smooth and clean. A bar of Dove soap (1/4 moisturizing cream!) and the Gillette razor with the 5 blades does the trick. I also found a company that sells underwear that is better than boxers for support, but freer than the Hanes tighty-whiteys. Don't know the policy on posting a link to the site but they're great.

LMAO Jazz!  Yes, it can be a bit itchy!  Now if only ALL men cut the ladies a bit of slack when we're at our in-between stages!  LOL  Although I usually pull out the tweezers and take care of those babies.  And keeping it moisturized will definitely help.  Good old Lubriderm is fabulous and gentle.

And YES, gentlemen...a little manscaping is always appreciated, especially around the twig and berries.  It makes our jobs easier and more enjoyable.  As far as other areas, I don't have a problem with body hair, but if you look like you're growing a sweater...you may want to consider at least trimming it down. ;oP

XOXO,
Stella

As long as the tree's not engulfed with hair, I think you're ok.  I do prefer hardly any, only because who wants to eat it?  A decent trim is easy to get away with so that your SO doesn't catch on too easy, and can be explained better than a sudden shave.  As far as body hair, that doesn't really offend too many people. It's part of nature.  It's nice to see that so many men really do care about their appearance when it comes to meeting a lady.  But we're not here to judge, only to enjoy!!

Take care and good luck!!
XOXO
Sam

You apparently are still stuck in Chicago.  In the winter you need all the insulation you've got.

By asking your question, one might assume you were looking for a girlfriend rather than a provider.

You've posted several reviews, so you can't be a complete newbie.  While manners and hygiene are minimum requirements for receiving good service, most providers follow the principle of the late Congressman, Adam Clayton Powell, Jr., who said this about the Black Power movement:

"Black Power?  Green Power is what I am interested in." (paraphrased)

LOL. I travel extensively. Unfortunately not to warm places unless it's on me.

Really just interested in better service and anyway I can improve my chances I'll take it.

Cleanliness is a no brainer but sometimes the bushes get a little long so I take the trimmer to the 1st setting and trim the hedges. Keeping the log and boulders has been regular habit for years.

Trees shouldn't grow on playgrounds. That's my quote. You just never know when you'll get the urge.

A little razor attention to the perineum and area surrounding the sphincter will demonstrably reduce the possibility of errant, malodorous stink nugget formations.

Klingons!!!!!!! Circling your Anus!!! Can't have that. Bring on the hard on torpedoes and a badea.

I've heard they've invaded Uranus.  8o)

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