A guy is getting desperate in a bar and walks up to a woman and says to her, "If I can name three parts of your body that resemble towns in New Jersey, you have to go home with me tonight."
She looks at him and says, "You're on!"
He points to her chest and says, "Point Pleasant."
She says, "Ok, but you'll never get two more."
He then pinches her rear end and says, "Ship Bottom."
She laughs and says, "Ok, that's two; you'll never get a third."
He then points in between her legs and says, "Cherry Hill."
She replies, "Well it used to be Cherry Hill, but now it's Eatontown."
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