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My Winter Charity. Cum Fund Me. !/2 - 1/5
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Do you dread the approaching winter as you watch the autumn leaves slowly cascade from the trees?  Are you searching for a way to postpone the inevitable arrival of the winter snow?  Well, then, search no longer – I have a solution ☺

Keep old man winter at bay by funding my winter charity.  Murphy’s Law and reverse psychology ensure that the more you donate to my ‘winter fun fund’, the less likely I am to have ‘winter fun.’  In laymen’s terms – the more you donate to my ‘winter fun fund’, the less snow we will have here in the Midwest.  I’m sure everyone remembers the beat-down ‘old man winter’ doled out upon us last season.  Do you really want to deal with that much snow again this winter?

All contributions are anonymous and tax-deductible.  All funds collected are used solely for the purpose of the winter charity and not transferrable.  Charity funds are only used for snowboarding – they are not used to support a sleazy-lazy boyfriend or to feed hoodrat offspring.  ‘Tis the season of giving, so donate now!  

Exclusive contributor benefits include the ability to place your ‘source’ in my ‘fund’ – SO GO FUND ME!  In addition to keeping the snow away, these charitable contributions keep my body lean, toned, and deliciously edible.  Be an American, and support your amateur athletes today.

Current vouches/references required.  P411, Date-check, indys members preferred.

PM me here, or email me at [email protected].

Available:
Thursday, January 1:  11 pm or after
Friday, January 2:  8 am - midnight
Saturday, January 3:  8 am - 8 pm
Sunday, January 4: Unavailable (WHO DEY GONNA BEAT 'DEM COLTS!)
Monday, January 5:  8 am - 11 am

*****CURRENTLY BOOKING FOR MULTI-HOUR APPTS and OLD FRIENDS ONLY********
$500/2 hrs (incall)  $450/2 hrs (outcall)
$700/3hrs  (incall)  $600/3 hrs (outcall)

 

******New friends and single appointments*****
$300/hr incall
$250/hr outcall

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