Three gays were discussing what they thought their favorite sport
would be.

The first guy sighs, "Football, because of all those gorgeous
guys bending over in their tight pants."

The second guy sighs, "Wrestling, because of those skimpy little
costumes."

The third guy sighs, "Baseball, because I'd be pitching with the
bases loaded."

"And..." asked the other two.

The third guy continues, "The batter would hit a ground ball right
to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the other guys
rounded the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy,
and screaming, 'Throw the ball, you cocksucker!' And, that's what
I like -- the recognition."