there was a student and he jumped on the bus and sat right behind the bus driver and as they started moving the kid started saying stuff like if my daddy was a elephent and my mommy was an elephent then i would be a little elephent, if my daddy was a dolphin and my mommy was a dolphin then id be a little dolphin, so he goes on and on. The bus driver finally gets pissed off and trying to shut him up he said what if your dad was gay and your mom was a hooker. The little boy said I would be a bus driver.