(Forgive my rhyming there, I'm in a mood today

I guess spring is taking the long way 'round after all. No matter, my best lingerie tucks in neatly beneath my tight sweater dresses anyway and I'm not quite sick of wearing them yet!

If you'd like to garner a glimpse I've posted my availability for the remainder of this week and next week. It is limited, yes, but life is about quality not quantity. Do ya want steak taco or do you want grass fed Châteaubriand!? (Did she just compare herself to fancy meat?!) sorry about that, I think I'm just hungry. I make a lot of food analogies when I haven't eaten in awhile.

Sooo... Back to normal things people say in these ads; I look very forward to spending some intimate quality time with some new friends yadda yadda yadda. Inset normal personality-less drivel here.  

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Downtown Friday 3/27- room for one 90 minute or more appointment after 5pm
Downtown Saturday 3/28- room for one 90 minute or more appointment after 5pm  
Sunday & Monday off

Tuesday 3/31- room for one 90 minute or more appointment after 5pm
Wednesday 4/1- available and flexible as to time (no foolin' lol)
Thursday 4/2-  room for one 90 minute or more appointment after 5pm
Friday, Saturday & Sunday- off  

*If you are a friend who likes day time appointments, don't worry,  
some day time availability will return in a few weeks
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If I don't see ya, DON'T forget APRIL FOOLS DAY. It is your duty as an american to cruelly make someone believe something that isn't true on April first. This is a non-negotiable act of patriotism.  

aLsO, keep your eyes peeled for new photos coming soon. I should have some sneak peeks up this week on twitter. I'm supposed to have ALL of the photos sent to me by my photographer by tomorrow.... But 'tomorrow' is photographer-speak for 'one week from tomorrow' so we'll see!

To schedule or inquire about future availability, please drop me a line at [email protected]

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