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PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 292 reads
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Thanks for the laugh!  ðŸ’‹

I spent Saturday buying gifts and cards at Tysons, then went over to my previously scheduled appointment.  When I got there, I realized I had forgotten to bring an envelope, so I took the envelope from the CHRISTMAS CARD FOR MY MOTHER and used it to put the money in to give to the provider.  Shameful behavior, I know, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! :

I'm just glad you didn't use your mother's gift. Although it probably would've made a funnier and more scandalous story.

wrps07396 reads

Put a few in your back pocket. Very useful for cash (use one for this purpose).  Used the 2nd one for the condom wrappers and used condoms.

Posted By: wrps07
Put a few in your back pocket. Very useful for cash (use one for this purpose).  Used the 2nd one for the condom wrappers and used condoms.
  I have never heard of anyone taking their used "coats" with them. I would think they would be disposed of properly. I definitely don't like leaving anything in full view, for anyone to see or come across in any way. I would be puzzled though if someone actually took one and slipped it in their pocket much less a zippy bag. ;-)  

  As for the OP, cute story. Don't feel too bad though! You can always grab another card envelope. 💋

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Posted By: wrps07
Put a few in your back pocket. Very useful for cash (use one for this purpose).  Used the 2nd one for the condom wrappers and used condoms.
   
   I have never heard of anyone taking their used "coats" with them. I would think they would be disposed of properly. I definitely don't like leaving anything in full view, for anyone to see or come across in any way. I would be puzzled though if someone actually took one and slipped it in their pocket much less a zippy bag. ;-)  
   
   As for the OP, cute story. Don't feel too bad though! You can always grab another card envelope. 💋
 

I've had guys take their condoms with them. I guess that its better than flushing, but still "unique."

Haha Abbey!! I don't think anyone has ever taken it home with them! Guess some guys really either don't trust us or they are just being extra careful. One guy did tell me he saw a provider, went home, he was married and when he went to change he was still wearing HIS! Omg. ;-)

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That he did not take a shower before leaving incall, wow that is a first I have heard about a guy keeping the condom on, lol. I take mine so the toilet won't be clogged up or the trash can stuff with my condoms(s).

That , that very same night he was in bed watching television with his wife and she was laying on his stomach. All of a sudden she sticks her head up and asks , What's that rubber smell? Lol  Guys with S.O.s should always rinse off before they leave their appointment. Ya can never be too safe. ;-)

Thanks for the laugh!  ðŸ’‹

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