Erotic Humor

The TER Christmas Song
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I feel my pecker tinglin, balls are jinglin too,
Come on and tell whether I can link em together with you,
I need a hot slick mommy to slip my salami into,
I must be over-eager cuz even your beaver'll do!

Get it up, get it up, get it up, let's go,
Your butt is too slow,
Start hopping like a rabbit in the snow.
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes my dear,
Hot jizz in your ear,
I know it's not easy for you hanging from that chandelier!

I need a new position for sperm worm fishing with you,
I wanna jam my putz in with both of my nuts in your shoe,
I feel my pecker tinglin, balls are jinglin too,
Come on and be so pleasant to pump my present in you!

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