Oh, you'd better not bitch
And you better not moan
Or be an asshole at the office
or a bugger at home
'Cause Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleazy
He knows when you're pissed off
He knows if you're a big sad-sack,
So you better clean up your act.

Oh, you better stay happy
and you better stay cool
Don't jerk around your pals
or act like a fool,

'Cause Santa  won't like it,
and for Christmas you'll get jack shit!