And then where's the intimacy and connection? I guess if you are a masseuse and only that it would work. But I would imagine I would get neck or back issues from crawling under the table to ahem "finish" off my clients. Plus how do you know some girl isn't down there tugging away and texting? Or eating snacks under there. LOL not myself of course because that would be totally uncool and unprofessional.  

  I have seen such tables in a massage parlor in NYC. And it looked odd to me.

Just imagine one girl massage your body and another girl playing with you down there...

and she is contemplating a purchase of one of these. I'm anxious to try it. I'm sure she will make it fun!