An old man just had a heart transplant and was getting
instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict
diet, denied tobacco and alcohol, and advised to get at
least eight hours sleep a night.
"What about my sex life?" asked the old man "Will it be all
right for me to have intercourse?"
"Only with your wife," said the doctor. "We don't want you
to get too excited."
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