At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered Little Johnny with a cat underneath his desk. She said, "Why do you have your cat at school?" The little boy started crying, "When I woke up this morning I heard the mailman tell my Mommy, 'I'm gonna eat your pussy today!' "
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