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Andthenshesaid 549 reads
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Was one of the funniest fucking reviews I ever read. Hilarious and just made my whole morning!!!!

...because, let's face it, most Latinas bang like Porn Stars!  Just wondering if there are any Porn Stars based in the DMV.  I think Richelle Ryan may be, but she's the only one I've heard of.  Please also indicate if you know whether they provide or not.

Thanks!

And with basic membership, you can find 8 pages of DC based porn babes, all whom have recent reviews. Just depends on what you like, modify your search to the specifics since porn stars come in all shapes, sizes, and flavors.  

Off the top of my head I was thinking Angelina DDD, Zasu Knight, and Kenya Jones...

Hopefully DC will give you the experience that you seek, a lot of us local gals are just as amazing and freaky... LOL!

One of the worse experiences in the hobby for me.  Taught me how to only see gentlemen who I had chemistry with.  I was fairly new and did not know how to screen then.   Some people you just don't connect with:-)  But thank you for thinking of me, Jaye:-)

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Wow! I'm sorry you feel I was that bad of an experience.  We definitely didn't click or have the right chemistry.  I don't remember being disrespectful or anything.  This was like 10 years ago and I was also new to the hobby.  In fact, other than voicing some disappointment, I don't remember much about our encounter other than you suggesting another young lady who was working with you...so, I couldn't have been that bad.  Perhaps you're confusing me with someone else.  In any case, experience (good and bad) has been a great teacher to me over the years and I know I am a better hobbiest than I was then.  Although I don't think either of us would want to risk a session, I would definitely offer to meet you for a coffee to hopefully let bygones be bygones.  If not, I'm sure you feel you have your reasons.  Both of us have been well received by others so, it was likely just a bad chance encounter for the two of us.  Take care and good luck!

Im ssoooooooooooo curious what the subject line means.... "Hard to drink coffee with a bag on your head".... This whole thread is very amusing......   Idk Angelina in person but she's very nice & helpful all the providers new & old....

someone made a comment along the lines of "i wouldn't fuck her again even if she wore a paper bag on her head" lol

i could be wrong, but thats what i sounds like. ;)

edit: but coffee has been known to cure some wonderful things! it may even cure this. :)

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Thanks for the suggestions SexyJaye!  I saw Angelina about 10 or 11 years ago; we weren't a good fit...let's say.  I think back then I expected every provider to look and perform like a porn star or model.  Experience and time have taught me otherwise.  My mindset is different, but I think I still have pretty high standards.  If someone pays for a service, I think you should legitimately expect that piece of time to be yours without distraction.  I am always compliant with rules set out, but sometimes attitude can ruin an experience no matter what.  I think in my case with Angelina, she put herself out there as a porn star which is what I expected...not what I got.  Having seen a few porn stars since, I can say pretty confidently that I did not get the PSE advertised.  It was not GFE either.  It was a "professional" session.  If I had gone in with that expectation, I think I may have had a different feeling about the outcome.  What do you think qualifies someone to claim they are a porn star?

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You do like living dangerously. You Gave her  a "3" on appearance. That's basically saying she should wear a bag over her head.   If you give that sort of rating to an escort they will blacklist you for life

however wrong.  LOL!  You take each experience, good or bad, and learn from it.  I survived, in the end and learned a lot about the type of hobbiest i chose to see.  Ten years ago, I did not fully get the game.  In the end, all good:-)  

Peace:-)

I think I know how to deliver on expectations, whether PSE or GFE! We just did not click from the start and I am not that good an actress.  Were it now, I would have given you back your money and not followed through on the session.  Even this job has a learning curve.  Please do not insinuate I do not deliver what I promise.  You were an anomaly, that's all.  I am human:-)  Live and learn in the hobby, much as in life:-)

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You have a better chance of hitting the lottery than finding a real porn star in DC.  Stick with the Latinas.  Btw, the way Richelle Ryan now lives in Vegas.  She used to reside near Richmond.  I still think your review of Priya Rai is one of the best reviews ever.

That review really hurt to write.  I really wanted that to be my dream date, but there were waaay too many things that couldn't be ignored.

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I'm very surprised you had that experience.  Angelina in my mind is both a PSE and a GFE, and delivers above and beyond what she promises.  I would characterize her sessions as authentic and passionate, not "professional" to imply "mechanical".  I'm just mad I can't keep her for myself.

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That review really hurt to write.  I really wanted that to be my dream date, but there were waaay too many things that couldn't be ignored.

I guess karma is a bear sometime for these ladies..lol

Just saw Pamela from Puerto Rico. Ive watched a few porn movies and shes as close as it gets. I can  
tell you cum was flying from both of us for a good hour. Woowee. ter 184173.  My review to follow.

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Andthenshesaid550 reads

Was one of the funniest fucking reviews I ever read. Hilarious and just made my whole morning!!!!

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