Kellyanne naturally had to sign a non-disclosure agreement like everyone who signs on with Trump.
She then has to put up with his madness--aside from groping or whatever--like sticking with him through thick or thin whatever dirt comes up for her to spin.

Steve Schmidt said that even Texas was now a close race, Clinton trailing only a few points.

Indiana and Arizona are very much in play.
Iowa's already blue. [YAY!!!]

Of course Florida probably won't bother to count the votes...
Nebraska and the Dakotas have too many problems of their own, so they'll stay red.
Utah is weird because the Mormons don't like Trump. Or Clinton. Or Johnson. Or anybody.
And Mississippi GOD DAMN!!

So Kellyanne ain't got much to shout about, but she has to keep shouting.
If she doesn't do a good job she won't get paid. You know how he is about that.
And the few bright spots on the map aren't the places you'd want to hold up as examples of how things could be.

So what is she going to do? Just continue to brag on a fallen cake?
Continue to make herself look stupid and ridiculous every time she trots out to defend this sick buffoon?
That's a tough row to hoe.
A degrading one.
But, like I said, she can't quit.

I really feel like the media ought to make a statement about how everyone understands what kind of a fix she's in and ask the viewers to take it all into account, play along for three more weeks while she fulfills her contract, and not judge her for doing what she's trapped into doing.

But nobody listens to me. [BIG SOB OF SELF PITY HERE]