What if you plan on taking a swab of my DNA and placing it at your murder scene??
Sheesh.
I recently came across some online articles about providers selling client's sperm or collecting it for bizarre practices. Although it is illegal here in the US, to my understanding, I still would not doubt that some providers could be doing this and clients do not notice. I became skeptical after not long ago when a provider I saw cleaned me up and I do not recall seeing her going to the bathroom or throwing something into the trash can in the room. I know I sound like I am being paranoid but it is always good to be careful. I would prefer to clean myself from now on and know for sure that it goes down the toilet or I would take it with me and throw it away somewhere else. Has anyone of you fellow hobbyist considered this?
What if you plan on taking a swab of my DNA and placing it at your murder scene??
Sheesh.
Yeah I forgot to say this thread was meant for hobbyist only. I know ladies are going to overreact but again. I said some could do it not all providers!
You're overreacting, so so am I. (Actually I was being sarcastic.)
There are plenty of male only boards of you are targeting an audience.
Sperm do not "survive" very long after being exposed to air (which would include inside a removed condom). Any sperm collected in this way would not be able to fertilize eggs, so I don't know how it would have any market value.
Just don't worry that you have children out there you don't know about from say, someone selling your semen. That couldn't happen.
I think most providers are trying to be nice by handling the clean-up (and discreet about the remains of the appt. so that housekeeping doesn't clue in), but if you don't want to flush and risk clogging, you could bring a baggie to place it in and remove it yourself when you leave. Nothing wrong with that and it would probably be appreciated more than questioned. Plenty of guys handle it themselves.
I appreciate Duchess' comments. They teach something. Thank you.
Xox
heres a suggestion - maybe she has a sub at home and thats his fetish.
If I can locate a few South African Zulu traditional healers nearby, I can sell my splooge directly to them and cut out the Zimbabwean/Ghanian working girls! No middleman (um, middlemaids?)!
Let's see, at $20-30 per 250 ml of spunk and 2.5 ml of goo per load... if I blow my wad 15 times a day, everyday, I can make $20-30 per week! Excellent!!
Then again, maybe it is easier for the gals. I mean, they can probably snag 100 blows a day, right? A neat $150 per week.
LOL. Just funnin' with ya!!
Lol!
Let's see, at $20-30 per 250 ml of spunk and 2.5 ml of goo per load... if I blow my wad 15 times a day, everyday, I can make $20-30 per week! Excellent!!
Then again, maybe it is easier for the gals. I mean, they can probably snag 100 blows a day, right? A neat $150 per week.
LOL. Just funnin' with ya!!
First, I used that shampoo and in three weeks my bald head had locks like Fabi0.
Second, I draw the line when providers ask me to autograph my sperm.
Word of advice: Always have your tubes snipped before taking up "the hobby"
Paranoia often stems from ignorance...unless, of course THEY really are after you!