Trump's failures/lies in business/politics and being a tennis player, in a major tournament.

1)  Trump returns a volley long; there is a conspiracy in this tournament, the manufacturer of these tennis balls has stacked the tournament against me.  That return should have never been long.

2)  Trump serves the ball in the net and double faults; there is a conspiracy in this tournament, the tournament organizers have a mechanism that raises the net every time I serve.  That shot should have been an ace.

3)  Trump returns a volley wide and out of bounds; there is a conspiracy in this tournament, the manufacturer of my tennis racquet has stacked the tournament against me.  That return should have never been wide.

4)  Trump's opponent serves consecutive aces; there is a conspiracy in this tournament, the line judge has stacked the tournament against me.  Those serves were out by a mile.

5)  At the end of his match, Trump loses 6-0, 6-0. 6-0.  Trump tweets; "great tournament, I clearly defeated all of my opponents handily.  Every website clearly proclaims how skillful I was in my clear tournament victory.

This is just a taste of Trump's lies and false reality and how they would play out if he were a tennis player.

-- Modified on 10/17/2016 10:56:34 AM