If you meet my sister, please be nice to her.. Please tell her that her little brother misses her a lot, and to call mom at least once a while.. Mom misses her too.. Dad.. Not so much !  A tip over her regular donation would be nice.  

Also, if you really want to do me a favor, please check that she is anatomically sound. Might want to take printout with you to the appointment.  

P.S. Tell her mom loves her more than she loves me. She left us in a fit of frenzy when I played a prank on her telling her that mom loves me more than her.  

LMAO

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the pics are fake

1) the woman pictured is American, not Russian.
2) she suffers from a rare congenital disease that suppresses body fat accumulation  
(she must have an incredibly difficult life because of this.)
3) she is not anorexic, taking in 5,000 calories a day
4) she is younger than claimed at 26 not 45 years

you can verify that the pics are fake and the statements above are corroborated by Googling "world's skinniest woman"

so if you want to book her on the basis the pics, most likely the girl will not match the pics.  

(it is a tasteless joke, of course.)

She needs to drop a few pounds

do some sit-ups