1) Zipper dress with nothing underneath and thigh highs

http://passionalboutique.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=1866&osCsid=328e6e80fce51563a7ea31b76b1ce5d1

2) Black on blondes, red on brunettes, green on redheads, or purple on any of them.
3) Zip you out of that zipper dress, douse you in baby oil, and then use you as my own personal slip'n'slide.

-- Modified on 6/26/2012 8:51:10 AM