Politics and Religion

Daffy the obsessed liar, claims he's done then slavishly replies to my every word.
JakeFromStateFarm 112 reads
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Oh, and I didn't read this one either.  What a fucking loser.  How was your TV dinner last night?  Is Spam on the menu this evening?

JakeFromStateFarm495 reads

OK, I don't want to be needlessly provocative (or maybe I do?) but I just thought this was funny

JakeFromStateFarm146 reads

CLANK!
(That was your bon mot bouncing resoundingly off the rim.)
Sorry.

JakeFromStateFarm146 reads

Truckload of tea baggers.
or
Freight car of fuckwads.

You're welcome.

gallon container of "Greasy Grimy "GOP"her Guts"?

That reminds me; though I'm 25% Scot, 75% of the rest of mean barfs in my mouth just thinking about Haggis!  After spending some time on a sheep ranch in Idaho, and having mutton for lunch and dinner every day, I can barely stomach a good side of lamb, let alone Haggis! ;)

JakeFromStateFarm128 reads

A bit verbose, but you're at least on the right track. :)

I'm afraid of dentists. Even toothbrushes and dental floss give me the willies. I can't even bear to eat spaghetti unless it's cooked and cooked into a mushy pile of limp noodles.

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
OK, I don't want to be needlessly provocative (or maybe I do?) but I just thought this was funny.
Nattering Nabobs of Negativism
Hopeless, Hysterical Hypochondriacs of History
Vicars of Vacillation
Effete Corps of Impudent Snobs
Pusillanimous Pussyfooters

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