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century2ride 17 Reviews 1500 reads
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So does this mean we need a new acroymn to add to the dictionary of terms! Would that be FFH - flat froggie hopping? I have enough trouble with terms now - let's not add a new one!

Someone posted that their favorite position is the "flat froggy". Can someone describe this and how to initiate it?

Do you see how the "d" is very close to the "f" and the "r"?

I bet what happened is that instead of hitting the "d", he hit the "f" and "r" simultaneously causing him to spell "froggy" instead of "doggy"


The flat doggy being where the gal lies on her stomach while the guy enters her vagina from behind.

I have never heard of the froggy position practiced by anyone other than froggys.

no, the flat froggy is where the gal lies on her stomach while the guy pounds from behind & she then goes to her knees & hands & hops around the room with the guy attached. kids, don't do this at home, (you'll croak) by profesionals only...

myfavoriteDILF!!!1446 reads

You've got the position right.  However, this was probably not a typo.  When someone is in the described position, they do resemble a frog.  This position is also known as the "Lazy Dog".  Whatever you call it, I highly recommend it!

The female gets the bull frog all hot and botheres by emitting pheremones. He gets very close to her, sometimes even climbing on, and shoots his load as she is ejecting her eggs. Talk about premature ejaculation!!!  LMAO No bbbjs either. What a shitty life a bull frog has.

myfavoriteDILF!!!1398 reads

Dude,

The only thing lamer than your post is my reply, since it's 4 weeks late.  But hey, I've been away.  And not educating myself on the mating habits of frogs, but touring the finer baseball parks of America (getting paid, I might add) and sampling some of the nicest women along the way.  And you know what?  Not once when I was pumping my rod in a hot chick spread out in the "Froggy" or "Lazy Dog" position did I ponder, "Hmmm, I guess we shouldn't really call it the 'Froggy' position since frogs don't really do it this way"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that position gets two thumbs up from me.  You can even put a pillow underneath the lady's hips to give you a fantastic angle.

Happy Position Finding!!

So does this mean we need a new acroymn to add to the dictionary of terms! Would that be FFH - flat froggie hopping? I have enough trouble with terms now - let's not add a new one!

that she croaks while you're doing her!

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