Politics and Religion

And you libs have the perfect solution to your alleged polling places cutbacks.
PitchingWedge 88 Reviews 121 reads
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It's this ridiculous new practice of having "early voting."  Hell, in some states it's almost a two-month period.  Anyone who lives in a state with "early voting" has no right to bitch about long lines at the polls.  

I call it ridiculous because of the lengthy time period allowed for it and the fact that it really makes Election Day less meaningful.  A shorter time frame would make it a little more tolerable

JakeFromStateFarm495 reads

OK, I don't want to be needlessly provocative (or maybe I do?) but I just thought this was funny

JakeFromStateFarm146 reads

CLANK!
(That was your bon mot bouncing resoundingly off the rim.)
Sorry.

JakeFromStateFarm146 reads

Truckload of tea baggers.
or
Freight car of fuckwads.

You're welcome.

gallon container of "Greasy Grimy "GOP"her Guts"?

That reminds me; though I'm 25% Scot, 75% of the rest of mean barfs in my mouth just thinking about Haggis!  After spending some time on a sheep ranch in Idaho, and having mutton for lunch and dinner every day, I can barely stomach a good side of lamb, let alone Haggis! ;)

JakeFromStateFarm128 reads

A bit verbose, but you're at least on the right track. :)

I'm afraid of dentists. Even toothbrushes and dental floss give me the willies. I can't even bear to eat spaghetti unless it's cooked and cooked into a mushy pile of limp noodles.

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
OK, I don't want to be needlessly provocative (or maybe I do?) but I just thought this was funny.
Nattering Nabobs of Negativism
Hopeless, Hysterical Hypochondriacs of History
Vicars of Vacillation
Effete Corps of Impudent Snobs
Pusillanimous Pussyfooters

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