In your own words
"My guess is he noticed his post count was WAY higher than mine so he begged you to get me into a pissing contest to get my post count higher so you guys could cry what a "loser" I am for having so many posts." So you were baited and you fell for it and took the bait, got into the pissing contest and you are now completely urine soaked, proving you are one really fucking stupidYou're welcome
In Moochers We Distrust
How's things at the soup kitchen?
OK, I don't want to be needlessly provocative (or maybe I do?) but I just thought this was funny
Greasy Grimy "GOP"her Gut
CLANK!
(That was your bon mot bouncing resoundingly off the rim.)
Sorry.
Patently Pathetic Pusillanimous Peabrain
Truckload of tea baggers.
or
Freight car of fuckwads.
You're welcome.
gallon container of "Greasy Grimy "GOP"her Guts"?
That reminds me; though I'm 25% Scot, 75% of the rest of mean barfs in my mouth just thinking about Haggis! After spending some time on a sheep ranch in Idaho, and having mutton for lunch and dinner every day, I can barely stomach a good side of lamb, let alone Haggis!
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A bit verbose, but you're at least on the right track.
I'm afraid of dentists. Even toothbrushes and dental floss give me the willies. I can't even bear to eat spaghetti unless it's cooked and cooked into a mushy pile of limp noodles.
Hopeless, Hysterical Hypochondriacs of History
Vicars of Vacillation
Effete Corps of Impudent Snobs
Pusillanimous Pussyfooters
Ooops! Wrong Election