Two whales are swimming along one day and come across
a whaling vessel so one whale says to the other,
"I'll capsize the boat by squirting water out of my blow hole and you go and swallow up the sailors, ok?"
So, the other whale says, "Yeah sure, you're always the
one who gets to blow your wad and I have to be the one
to suck up the seamen."
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