Washington DC

Re:Re; it may not be a bad idea !
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Sexy, Baltimore is within the area covered by the DC board.  Although some have requested a separate board for Baltimore, currently none exists.  Hence, you would need to post on the DC board.  Believe me though, the Baltimore guys are VERY active in here.

Hello all.
A few of the ladies here at Elite are looking to take a trip to D.C. Any input would very helpful.
Thanks
Scottsdale's Elite

Gee, that was very nice of you to ask! Thank you! :)
Heather appears to have quite an extraordinary body(!), but I could find no TER Reviews of her, via your site?
Kaydence also appears quite cute, and does have some very nice Review numbers, again, via a courtesy link on your site?
And Presley has a nice slender look, with respectable Review marks?
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For beautiful Scottsdale, your lovely ladies' rate of $$$1/2 is quite reasonable, though that may be just a tad bit high in the DC market?
IMHO, and I am certainly only one hobbyist?
Perhaps the Legends of TER, such as Jedi Master Jeopcon1, JC-dude, Scaramouche, T-man, Dude-Daddy, et al, could chip in?
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Thank you again for inquiring about DC! :)

dc!

I feel you DC but sometime the traveling price is a little different than local prices.. Just a thought..

Our sister agency AzMystique Introductions, I think some of you may know them, had told us that the guys in DC were wild but who knew.
No reviews on the sweet miss heather as of yet. look for them soon. she has just gotten in to the business and i guess the guys that have seen her here are going to keep her utr for as long as they can. Traveling prices will be adjusted for the DC market. B-more is a strong possibility. As far as the booking form goes, if you have provider references then the address is not a necessary evil. If you are new to the hobby though and have no refrences then it is something we need.
You guys have Presley all stirred up so look for her real soon. Maybe if i ask her nice she will bring a friend.

Well, you have MY Booking Form submitted all ready (without the date of course)!

 Pressley all stirred up?  Wow!  What an EXCITING prospect!!!

I've chatted with Presley and she's lovely, sweet and totally bi!  If I'm not still on hiatus, I would definitely consider seeing her.

Please visit the National Capital Region (NCR). Just make sure D.C is first on the list and stay away from the Inner Harbor in Balitmore..lol Sorry Jeop...

Oh gawd, there he goes again.  Wants me to leave him alone and talks like that all the time.  Gals, please do the "split" in our region.  Sure you're gonna go to DC (seems like everybody does).  But don't skip Bal'mer.  Doesn't have to be inner harbor downtown.  BWI works great for a lot of hobbyists up here, easy driving, no city traffic and great parking.

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hi this Angie from atlanta I'd like to go there and you are right you don't have to deal with traffic etc. tell me where to post and see haw many responses I get .
e-mail please at: [email protected]
xoxoxo

Sexy, Baltimore is within the area covered by the DC board.  Although some have requested a separate board for Baltimore, currently none exists.  Hence, you would need to post on the DC board.  Believe me though, the Baltimore guys are VERY active in here.

While all the ladies look very sweet, who am I to argue with GirlinDC?

When I first found TER I made an ISO post for a petite bi bundle of energy and Presley's came out on top.  Her image was burned on my 'if only' wish list along with the 'never gonna happen' flag (given her location).

 If this sweetie does make it to DC I'm gonna have to start buying lotto tickets.

 -- Deep 'ly hopeful' Heat



I wonder what other wet dreams may come true?

The Streak

-Artist: Ray Stevens from "Get the Best Of Ray Stevens, Vol 2"
-MCA MSC 35085 B
-peak Billboard position # 1 for 3 weeks in 1974
-Words and Music by Ray Stevens


[sound of wire-service telegraphy]

SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone,  This is your Action News reporter with all the news that
is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket.  There seems to have
been some disturbance here.  Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes-
runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables, nekked as a
jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late-
she'd already been INcensed.

(Here he comes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(There he goes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak ["zipppp" kazoo sound]
(Looka dat, looka dat]
Fastest thing on two feet
Looka dat, looka dat
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gun give us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak ["zipppp" kazoo sound]
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to show off his physique
(Looka dat, looka dat)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique ["zipppp" kazoo sound]

SPOKEN: This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did.  I's just in here gettin' my tawres checked 'n' he just
appeared outta the back.  Come streakin' around the grease rack there-didn't have
nuthin on but a smile!!  I looked at her and Ethel was gettin' 'er a cold drink.  I
hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"  But it's too late-she'd already been MOONED!!  
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers!!

(He ain't crude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He ain't rude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He's just in the mood to run in the nude)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak ["zipppp" kazoo sound]
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to turn other cheek
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique ["zipppp" kazoo sound]

[sound of wire-service telegraphy]

SPOKEN: Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at the gym covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff.  Pardon me, sir, did you see what
happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. Halftime, I's just goin' down there to get Ethel a snow cone.  
Here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribblin'.  Right down the middle of the
floor.  Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds!  Made a hook shot and got out through
the concession stand.  I hollered up at Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"..Too
late.  She'd already gotten a free shot.  Grandstand.  Right there in front of the
home team.

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak ["zipppp" kazoo sound]

CLOSING: Not totally decipherable because 3 things are going on at once.  Ray is
singing a verse and the backup singers are doing (Looka dat, looka dat) while Ray,
on an overlaid track is speaking [Fastest thing on two feet] "Ethel! Is that you
Ethel?  [ He's just as proud as he can be ]  What do [of his anatomy] you think
you're doin? [He gonna give us a peek]  You get your clothes on !!"
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak ["zipppp" kazoo sound]
"Ethel, where you goin'? [ He likes to show off his physique]   Ethel, you
shameless hussy!!"  ]
If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' A-round
invitin' public critique]  Say it isn't SO, Ethel!!

FADE

 -- Deep 'ly dating myself' Heat


-- Modified on 6/6/2005 7:42:06 PM

ohh by the way. That is a bad visual ..lol  DT

Gang, I checked out their website again.  We have discussed this subject before.  If it matters to you, their "booking form" requires inclusion of your home address and HOME phone number.  Frankly with provider references, I feel that is way too much info.  Not sure if you could even skip it with Date Check.  Sure it says that the info will be destroyed and you can specify it not be used for their contact.  Well, if you recall, W. said that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction too.  Just wanted to point this out.

Pre$ley2069 reads

I just wanted to say hello to everyone..

Pre$ley2258 reads

Sent previous post to soon I wasnt done.. So
anyways, I was saying hello to everyone and I want to send a big kiss to GirlinDC, where have you been we havent chatted in awhile.

I hope to meet all of you soon. I will keep you all posted...

Thanks for the compliments Im blushing, which doesn't happen that often...  

Do you guys have native americans out there in D.C.? I hope thats not a dumb question..

Out here in AZ they call me Pocohontis

Well I found it out earlier tonight when I saw those pictures (one which was so titled) which were transmitted over the special Yahoo section your agency has.  WooooOOOWWW!!!  

 If I recall my American History correctly, I believe the original Pocohontas was a Mohawk with whom Captain John Smith was enamored.  But seeing those pictures, YOU can be called whatever you LIKE!  BTW, may I ask what tribe?

Pre$ley2852 reads

My reservation is about 40 miles west of Tucson and goes into Sonora, Mexico. There are many tribes on my reservation and Im part of the Gu Achi tribe. Yes, we have casinoes... three.  And Yes, I Love casinos.. any casino...

But......

The original Pocohontis (Pocahontas) was an Indian princess who met John Smith as he was about to be beaten to death. She rushed in and took his "head in her arms and laid her own upon his to save him from death.” Then her father adopted Smith as his son, or a subordinate chief. She liked John Smith and had a lively character and poise made her appearance striking. Smith describes her features, proportion, charm and intelligence as far exceeding any of her own  people.Eventually John Smith got hurt really bad by an explosion and had to go home. When Pocahontas came to visit him one day she was told he was dead and ended up marrying another indian got kidnapped, fell for some other guy who only stipulation to marry her was that she convert to  Christianity, she did and was baptized, christened Rebecca, and later married this man. Peace between the English and the Indians resulted from this marriage. She ended up running into John Smith later down the road and they talked about old times.. She ended dying of of pneumonia when she was 22.

or something to that affect... Or so Ive been told..

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